 Dear Santa...Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} tyki_tock and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In August I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In November I gave mercifulmyass a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March I put money in mad_hatta10_6's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Sunday I helped dreaming_oflove hide a body (-173 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-97 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, |
what a bizarre conception of morality...
helping a companion on their quest to slay the enemy is wrong, while aiding and abetting a vampire is a good act?
when i slay Bulzome, i'll show this 'santa' what the true forces of light and justice can do.
November is National Beard Month. Muttonchops, Van Dyke, goatee, soul patch, ZZ Top–style—tell us about your own wild and woolly facial fuzz. Even better, post a picture. Submitted By |
Heeeh, i'm quite fond of my beard, though, I must say. Its very neat. Suits my eyebrows.
Detective stories are stereotypically full of over-the-top metaphors: "The villain's hand stroked the cat the way his sins stroked his black soul. His voice, rough as the city's nighttime streets and twice as terrifying, barked orders to his lackeys. They scattered like parents who just realized they forgot to pick up a child from school." Write a short scene using some of your own extreme metaphors and similes. Submitted By |
... heeeeeeh, I should write my own account of our quest. I'm much better than those boring priests.
OBRIGHT, STOP HITTING ME WITH AN AXE! AAAAAARGH!
My Personality
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| You very rarely feel depressed and are usually in a good frame of mind, however high levels of stress can lead to you feeling panic or confusion, but usually you cope with day to day pressures. You tend not to talk much and prefer to let others control the activities of groups. You prefer the security and stability brought by conformity to tradition. You are mostly a compassionate person, however you prefer to make objective judgments when possible, however you generally see others as selfish, devious, and sometimes potentially dangerous. You have strong will-power and are able to overcome your reluctance to begin tasks. You are able to stay on track despite distractions. |
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Why did you choose your user name? Is there any special meaning or story behind it? Submitted By |
So I asked for a wrench.
Then I got a wrench.
To the face.
Oh well...
why still in egg? makes me sort of roll...
got stuck in boiler. upside down. almost died. Noon fished me out.
if Obright laughs at me again, i peck him
Hemingway was once challenged to write a story in only six words. His response? “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” He is believed to have called it his greatest literary work ever. Can you write a story in six words? Submitted By |
Currently playing:
canhaswrenchpls - Ratchet from Shining Force 3Ask me any question you like. I don't bite. Well, not very hard anyway.
| How will I die? Your Result: You will die of boredom. Try not to take so many quizzes. And while this answer may seem like a joke, it most certainly is not. Boredom is one of the most frequent causes of death. The body will simply stop functioning. Try not to become an excercise junkie. One cannot escape destiny... | |
| You will die in a car accident. | |
| You will die while having sex. | |
| You will be murdered. | |
| You will die in a nuclear holocaust. | |
| You will die in your sleep. | |
| You will die from a terminal illness. | |
| You will die while saving someone's life. | |
| How will I die? Create a Quiz | |
Synbios! SYNBIOOOOOOOOOS! Put me in the excursion party NOW!!!!
If you could be God for a day, what three things would be at the top of your to-do list? Submitted By |
- build a GOD MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!! (I believe they're called Anaxims.)
- sort out this stupid holy war between Elbesem and Bulzome, possibly by breaking both their legs so they can't fight any more
- kick Elbesem up the arse for his attitude to any other deities existing, and for his blatant discrimination against Goblins. I mean, his holy texts are all 'and then Max smote the evil Goblins'.
What creature would your ideal electronic pet resemble? Would it resemble any? What would it look like? Submitted By |
Maybe a large dog that I can train to protect me in battle.
They mostly ignored me... they're usually raised by a Necromancer for a reason. Don't interfere with their job and they'll leave you alone.
Everyone had gone out to battle as usual. Faking a vital malfunction that would prevent him from going into battle and require at least a week for repairs, Ratchet was finally alone with Penn. He had bought enough fish to coax the penguin into staying in one place for long enough. Everything was prepared.
Tightening a bolt on the armour plating of his suit, humming a song, checking out of the corner of his eye that the penguin was definitely still there, he waited.
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